Saturday, July 11, 2009

Potty Talk


Do you dig public toilets? For me, it depends. Some are ok. Ok means the cleanliness level with enough tissue, the entrance fee, etc. Toilets here are either equipped with water hose or in klcc case, the water comes up to you from the bowl. Korang pernah rasa tak masa korang pancut air kat 'situ' tetiba air terkuat la..adehhhh...sakit tauuuuu..tak pun its too slow..ada tu, hose pendek je..tak sampai pun..terpaksalah cebok guna tangan gak..dan yg paling sakit hati kalau ada org sblm kita yg guna, tapi tak flush the toilet..susah sgt ke nak flush toilet???hissh..tak paham.I dont know abt others, but whenever i use public toilet, i would shee shee quietly, i'm so embarassed by the sound of it.malu kalau org dgr..bak mak teh i ckp..'kuatnyer kencing, goreng ikan keli ke?'.hahahaha...

Speaking of public toilets, do you listen to conversations by other people in toilets? I do..hahaha..(kepoh tak bertempat)..i pernah dengar two girls discussing abt having an abortion..siap tya kat mana murah, patu yg kawan dia bole jwb, 'ko selalu buat kat mana? tmpt aku buat ni murah sket tau'..hmm..once, i heard a girl had a fight with her boyfriend over the phone..maki2,menangis mcm org gila to the phone..owh yeah..i menyaksikan pergaduhan between two girls in the toilet..siap tarik2 rambut sume..i went inside and got off at once..i pernah dgr sounds like people were having sex in the next cubicle..and i intai dari bawah..nampak kaki je..hehehe..i pernah nampak seorang artis popular tahun 90s menangis teresak2 di dalam toilet.tatau la kenapa kan..i pun pernah nampak lagi sorang artis plak, menari2 atas sinki nyer counter di dlm sebuah club.mabuk kot..i pernah dgr a conversation seorang isteri dgn suaminyer (telephone), yg mengatakan dia balik lambat arini, keje tak habis lagi, 'abang tolong jaga budak2 tu kejap ye' (padahal dia kat toilet karaoke yow chuan)...haaa tipu laki sendrik..i pernah dgr, three girls were talking, and one of them cakap..'smlm aku makan kat gerai tomyam ngan kakak aku, abg kedai tu ckp muka aku mcm mas idayu (dengan bangganyer disamakan dgn artis la kot..i was like...wtf????)..

Hehehe..Macam2 kan..Pelik, but for us girls, toilets can be an interesting place. You can have a discussion. Or borak2 kosong. Esok nak masak ape. Esok nak pakai baju ape nak pegi keje. Nak beli prostinor kat mana? makan prostinor dlm toilet pun adaa..hahahaha...I plak, i pernah dengki kat cubicle sebelah and pancut kan air kat bawah...hahahaah...(itu namanyer, dah takde keje..atau sedang melalui fasa nakal).

Do you dig 'em?

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